RECENTLY, I GOT A PLACE OF MY VERY OWN. BEING A PERSON OF MODEST MEANS, I WAS FORCED TO TAKE AN APARTMENT IN A PART OF TOWN KNOWN AS "THE TENDERLOIN."

PEOPLE SAID I WAS CRAZY TO MOVE INTO SUCH AN UNDESIRABLE NEIGHBORHOOD. I HAD NO CHOICE, I TOLD THEM. THEY SAID I'D REGRET IT. BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW HOW TRUE THEIR WORDS WOULD BECOME WHEN MY "RECENTLY REMODELED" APARTMENT WOULD BECOME INFESTED WITH SWARMS OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS.

CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE FIRST HAND THE SHOCKING INFESTATION OF RODENTS, INSECTS AND VERMIN I'VE EXPERIENCED.

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(THESE PHOTOS AND WORDS BY JACK SHAMAMA, DUDE.)