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While XXX TV Show porn parodies have been a mainstay on the straight side of things for the past few years, we've been slow to catch up on the gay side. Which is fine; I'm not exactly sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the gay porn parody versions of "WKRP In Cincinnati", "Jon and Kate Plus Eight", or "The Osbournes" (all shows that have recently -- and inexplicably -- been made into straight porn parodies).

But the idea of a "Jersey Shore" gay porn parody makes sense since the show is already a porn parody of itself, so I say good job to Jet Set for being the first to get it down (they've already done two different straight versions, but who's counting?).

Chris Steele, the director of "Jersey Score", made some major casting scores, too, with Dean Coxx (above, left) as "The Stimulation", Derrick Vinyard as “The Solution”, and Kevin Cavalli (above right) as Pauly G. I adore Kevin and not only because he uses more gel then the real Pauly G. Kevin actually starred alongside Johnny Castle in one of the straight Jersey Shore parodies. Check out a couple more images -- and plenty of hair gel -- from Jersey Score after the jump ...

(Photo courtesy Just Jarret)

Sadly, this film has nothing to do with the Bratislavan gay porn mega-studio; it's actually an adaptation of Guy de Maupassant's 1885 novel about a ruthless social climber named Georges Duroy who rises to from poverty to the upper echelons of society by taking advantage of rich women.

While Bel Ami means "beautiful friend" in French, its unclear why George Duroy (the legendary gay porn director) named himself after one of literature's least-likable characters. Was Duroy making a larger statement about the shallowness of pornography or had he merely not done his homework when he chose his pseudonym? No one seems to know, not even the Bel Ami employees I've asked (After I read short novel on a long flight a few years ago I was determined to find out.)

Either way, let's hope some queen in the casting office is able to slip in a cameo by Lukas Ridgeston, Brandon Manilow, or The Peters Twins. And speaking of The Peters Twins, those cheeky bastards have started making their own "home movies". Check out the free image gallery and trailer after the jump ...

In honor of Mexico City's implementation of a gay marriage law yesterday, a few pictures of the Mexican I wouldn't mind taking down the aisle: Alessio Romero. I met him on his first shoot, on the set of where he shot with Man of the Year Samuel Colt. Ever since -- in his movies for Titan, Hot House and most recently again for Mustang in Laid Off -- his eager bottom and scrub brush chest hair have grabbed me. Or I've grabbed me, I guess.

Say what you want about him and his supposed straightness. Chris Rockway throws down a fuck like nobody's business, and this gay albino that he is ripping apart is LIVING FOR IT. Randy Blue's guys tend to be so, well, nice and sweet. I enjoy a little unnecessary roughness.

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Chris and Riley (hardcore clip at via RandyBlue.com)
Chris and Riley (hardcore photos via RandyBlue.com)

-- Mike

After cover-boy Levi Johnson decided to keep his pants on, Playgirl announced today that their newest celebrity would be Paul D, Kirk McKambley Make Me a Supermodel's openly gay activist Ronnie Kroell. Hmmm. Having seen what Playgirl svengali Daniel Nardicio is packing, I'm sort of disappointed they didn't use him.

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-- Mike

The massive 12 minute trailer for Raging Stallion's epic sequel to Arabesque, Tales of the Arabian Nights is so big they had to break it up into two parts, both of which you can watch after the jump ...

The 7th installment of StagHommeStudios.com oral cumshot-rific miniseries, "30 Loads of Facials" has arrived, and it's a good thing since Damien's face covered in cum is like a poem:

Hardcore trailer and a bunch more pics after the jump ...

Inspired by his experiences of shooting his award-winning Israeli gay porn movies Men of Israel and Inside Israel, this May Michael Lucas is planning the first of what he hopes will be a yearly group trip to Israel in order "to promote gay tourism in Israel, one of the great unsung gay tourist destinations in the world."

While not inexpensive ($2,755 for a 9 day/8 night tour), Michael guaranteesthe trip of a lifetime -- taking travelers all over the Holy Land, hitting all the historical sights, hotspots, cruising spots, and even dining with some Lucas Exclusives. Reserve your seat now.

And while everyone knows Max Schutler is Argentinian, here's some pictures of him gallivanting on the beach with some Israeli studs:

Image of Colby Keller (above, left) Conner Habib, Girth Brooks (above, right) from Falcon's new release Laid Off.

Free "Laid Off" hardcore gallery at FalconXXX

OK so looks like TMZ isn't the only mainstream site that's become obsessed with gay porn stars for no good reason; CNN is too. This weekend, they gave their # 1 gay porn star iReporter Collin O'Neal a promotion to full-time reporter, highlighting this rather unexceptional picture (no offense, Collin!) of a crocodile from his recent trip to Australia as their Travel Photo of the Day :

World gone mad! Of course we all know he was in Australia to shoot Aussie boys fucking for his newest WorldOfMen.com DVD "Australia". He was nice enough to send over a some pictures with less croc and more cock.

That's one of Collin's discoveries, Josh Harris, above. Check out the rest of of his Australian discoveries after the jump ...

The one bright side, perhaps, to a dismal economy and a shrinking gay porn market is that the length of time it takes "straight" porn stars to make the inevitable arc to gay sex is much shorter. 90s hetero-identified megastars like Jeff Stryker and Ryan Idol were able to demand unheard-of (five figure!) scene rates for years without ever even having to suck a cock, while today's trade stars are bottoming for pennies on the dollar in practically no time flat.

Case in point is dreamy firecrotch James Jamesson: He was introduced him to me "a straight guy" in September. His first scene debuted in November on NextDoorMale and he did suck a cock, but it was his own so that didn't really make him gay. In December, he looked like he was about to die of boredom for the few awkward seconds that Mason Wyler bobbed on his nob. Which is why I was surprised to see James kissing and sucking off Tommy D ... and it's only February. Their scene is not nearly as lumbering as one would have imagined. In fact, it's rather delightful.

Hardcore image gallery after the jump ...

I came across Donny Right a few days ago and instantly fell for him. The past few months have been diet of over-the-top beauties like Simon Dexter and Landon Conrad, ersatz nude celebrities and sex acts that out cringe each other. Too hot! Too cold!

Donny Right is my middle bed, the golden mean: not to buff, not too pretty, not too hairy, not too smooth, beautiful cock (though oddly, larger in the video than the pics). But so handsome in that college roommate, nice guy way. And, of course, there's the matter of one of the nicest foreskin-penis arrangements since Erik Rhodes. Just right.



Pics and clips after the jump ...

Probably not, but as the mainstream media well knows, if you want to add a dose of Hollywood Gothic to a normally tragic story, just cherchez le porno gay. Jacob Bernstein of the Daily Beast suggested today that the late designer Alexander McQueen, who killed himself last week only a few days after his mom died, may have been distraught over an unnamed porn star escort ...

McQueen had been involved with a porn star he'd identified in a September 2009 New York Times Magazine piece as "Mr. Stag." Two sources believe that Mr. Stag was in fact Aiden Shaw, a 43-year-old escort who at one point was the gay-porn equivalent of Tom Cruise ...

I wouldn't be so bold to say you must watch Pledgemaster The Hazing just because I wrote the script (which I did, in fact, write). But it's actually pretty good for a bunch of other reasons that have nothing to do with me. Not least of which is the cast, (again, which I had nothing to do with, but coincidentally ends up being like my dream cast): Nash Lawler, TJ Hawke, John Magnum, Cameron Marshall and ... drum roll, please ... Derrek Diamond, who gets hazed, covered in wax, slapped around, and then fucked silly by HRH Erik Rhodes.

Had I known that Double-D, my #1 dreamboat super-crush, was going to end up playing the part he ended up playing, well, let's just say his ass wouldn't have gotten off so easy. (Don't I talk a mean game? I actually randomly met Derrek the other day and was reduced to a babbling pool of jelly). Anyway, hardcore clip and image gallery after the jump ...

StraightCollegeMen.com's short-lived experiment to create a sited dedicated to do reality tv stars jerking off came to an end when it didn't deliver enough press, but that hasn't stopped them from uploading the videos of Tool Academy "stars" like Tyler Synon, Stew Ellefson and others.) Anger management case John Watcher (known as John Lamb on VH1's Tool Academy) would get me going anyway. He's has that magical combination of charm, stupidity, and a big uncut dick.

"I'm just a big happy Mongoloid," he jokes. "I've so much foreskin I've got eight-skin." NYUK! But will we see his Masshole?

"I may stick a pinky up it if I get a little squirrelly." Oh la la. As long as they keep Bret Michaels clothed, I won't complain. Besides, I'm a sucker for a Boston accent.

Big John Watcher (free clips and pics at StraightCollegeMen.com)

-- Mike

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