JACK J. SHAMAMA
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- March 19, 07:26 PM
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March 19, 01:47 PM
lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber:
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i would never say Justin Bieber looks like a girl, b/c he doesnt, but like, he KIND OF resembles Alyssa Milano in ‘who’s the boss’ in this pic.
(which works out for me b/c i love her)
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March 18, 03:11 AM
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March 14, 08:21 PM
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- March 14, 04:42 AM
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March 14, 04:39 AM
I have no idea why Brent Corrigan decided to engage with me and my friend Zach in a conversation about the price of haircuts today on Twitter, but saying I would “kill” for his hair was probably a bad choice of words given that someone did kill someone over the chance to work with him.
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March 12, 05:15 AM
Paperback + Skull Swap = this
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March 10, 02:59 AM
I'M GONNA
HIT “LIKE” ON THE NEXT TEN POSTS ON MY DASHBOARD, SO DON’T GET TOO EXCITED.
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March 09, 01:59 PM
HEY LOOK! SOMEONE ASSHOLE POSTED A PICTURE OF ME THEY STOLE OFF MY FLICKR STREAM AND LIKE 20 PEOPLE REBLOGGED IT. (ORIGINAL HERE, IN CASE YOU WANT TO BLOG MORE OF MY PICS WITHOUT CREDIT: http://www.flickr.com/photos/shamama/2953139657/) . THANK DUDES. KNOW I KNOW HOW http://mydirtylens.tumblr.com/ FEELS.(via ohboyohmanohboy)
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March 09, 03:11 AM
TONIGHT
i ate half a bottle of Bac~Os® and now I feel … funny
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March 09, 03:07 AM
Just kidding, I really like your mask. Assuming that is actually you.
you mean this mask?

HELL YA IT’S ME
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Posts
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January 24, 04:28 PM
MIDDLE AGE BORES ME.
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January 18, 05:20 AM
I USED TO WANT TO HAVE ANOREXIA; NOW I WANT TO BE ADDICTED TO PLASTIC SURGERY.
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December 13, 01:42 AM
I had I dream where I was being chased by paparazzi. PLEASE DREAM COME TRUE.
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August 17, 03:06 PM
ATTENTION RAISINS: CEASE AND DESIST. NOBODY ON EARTH LIKES YOU. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
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June 01, 05:41 AM
WHAT DO RICH PEOPLE DO WITH PENNIES?
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May 21, 02:47 PM
MY NEW TOOTHBRUSH PROMISED WHITE TEETH IN 28 DAYS. AFTER JUST TWO WEEKS THREE PEOPLE COMPLIMENTED ME ON HOW WHITE MY TEETH WERE. AND I STILL HAVE TWO WEEKS TO GO. I WOULD SAY THE NAME OF THE TOOTH BRUSH BUT SINCE THEY ARE NOT PAYING ME, LET ME JUST SAY THIS: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A TOOTHBRUSH THAT WHITENS YOUR TEETH: IT IS OUT THERE.
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May 16, 05:54 AM
I'M HAVING A POT RENAISSANCE AND THE ONLY THING I COULD TRULY HOPE TO COME OUT OF IT IS MY LONG-STANDING GOAL OF WRITING ONE GOOD ONE-SENTENCE ENTRY A DAY FOR ONE MONTH (WITHOUT GOING BACK AND CHANGING THE DATES AROUND. SO FAR SO BAD.
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May 13, 10:07 PM
HERE'S ONE OF THE STRANGEST THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN THE LAST YEAR: UPON RETURNING TO MY GYM AFTER BEING ABROAD FOR SIX MONTHS, THE LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT HANDED ME THE KEY TO LOCKER #27 -- MY USUAL. IN ADDITION TO BEING REMARKABLE THAT HE REMEMBERED MY LOCKER, HE MADE ABSOLUTELY NO ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE FACT THAT I WAS GONE. IT WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL.
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May 06, 03:58 PM
MORE DEPRESSING THAN EVERYONE GETTING OLD IS THAT EVERYONE IS GETTING MIDDLE-AGED. AND FAT. FML. KMN.
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April 28, 05:18 AM
WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME SUCCESSFUL. ALSO, IT MAKES US A LITTLE BIT CRAZY.
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April 23, 03:36 AM
A CONDOM IS THE OPPOSITE OF A PAT OF BUTTER.
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April 04, 06:44 AM
TWEETS REJECTED BY TWITTER:happy diarrhea came, sad vicodin didn't
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March 11, 07:32 AM
SOMETIMES I PUT THE WRONG KEY INTO THE LOCK JUST TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT DREAMING.
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December 29, 09:41 PM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR RISD MYSTIQUE.
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August 20, 10:08 PM
DEAR FRENCH T.V.,ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?WARMLY,JACK SHAMAMA
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August 21, 10:56 PM
MY FAVORITE THING IS ONLINE LURNING. WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT I DID TODAY I CAN SAY, "I FINISHED MY CLASS ON [REDACTED FOR PRIVACY REASONS]." THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW I DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED.
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August 05, 12:32 PM
AT THIS POINT IN TIME, I AM ENJOYING SOME PISTACHIOS WHICH I JUST NOTICED HAPPEN TO BE FROM IRAN. THEY ARE PERFECTLY SALTED AND GRILLED, EARTHIER AND RICHER THAN THE PISTACHIOS I USUALLY ENJOY FROM MONOPRIX, AND AT 3€50 FOR A 500 GRAMS, THEY'RE LESS THAN ONE-THIRD THE PRICE. SOMEHOW THIS FEELS SUBVERSIVE.
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August 05, 01:34 PM
I MISS MY CREDENZA, MY CHAIRS. MY IRRELEVANT PLASTIC KNICKKNACKS AND EPHEMERA.
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August 03, 08:14 PM
THE HARDEST THING ABOUT LIVING IN FRANCE FOR ME IS THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE "+ CHANNEL" BUTTON TO TURN ON THE TV.
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August 01, 12:42 PM
IF GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN A BLOWJOB OR HAVING MY BACK TICKLED FOR TEN MINUTES, I'D CHOSE THE BACK-TICKLE, AS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TICKLE YOURSELF, BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF.
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June 22, 03:20 PM
IS IT ME OR DOES IT NEVER FEEL LIKE A FRIDAY ANYMORE, EVEN WHEN IT'S FRIDAY?
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June 22, 07:44 PM
A COMFORTABLE BED CAN BE A GREAT LUXURY OR A PRISON.
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May 24, 02:36 PM
THE MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT FRANCE IS THIS:REGULAR OLD HARIBO GOLD BEARS (OURS D'OR) COME WITH A PINK-COLORED ROSE-FLAVORED BEAR NOT FOUND IN THE US. THEY ARE AS DELICIOUS AS THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. I WISH YOU COULD BE EATING SOME HERE WITH ME, DEAR READER.
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May 18, 04:08 PM
I'LL WORK ON MY ABS WHEN I'M DEAD.
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May 06, 07:54 PM
OK, FOLKS, HERE'S "THE REAL SECRET": MOST PEOPLE WORK TO MAKE MONEY SO THAT YOU CAN BUY THINGS BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY'LL MAKE THEM HAPPY. BUT IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOU WILL BE HAPPY SO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU CAN'T AFFORD STUFF IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Tweets
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@ZacharySire malted vanilla / chocolate swirl39 hours ago from web
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@ZacharySire I had a bowl of soft-serve for dinner last night.41 hours ago from web
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@Peaches_Christ dont you DARE talk bad about Miranda.41 hours ago from web
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@ZacharySire Sundae? On a FRIDAY!?43 hours ago from web
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Justin Bieber, Alyssa Milano or some lesbian: I REPORT YOU DECIDE: http://vb.ly/25sr46 hours ago from web
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@ZacharySire reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4l-1JFW59A2 days ago from web
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@ZacharySire I guess you found time for Del Taco between WORKING THE BOULEVARD? Shame on you Zach. SHAME!2 days ago from web
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They have softserve here now you guys. (@ Bi-Rite Creamery w/ 5 others) http://4sq.com/pai9g2 days ago from foursquare
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I'M USING LATISSE ON MY PUBES3 days ago from Tweetie
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@ZacharySire Rememeber "The Beedie Beedie boys" from The Comeback? They were that kind.3 days ago from web
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@JonBenetRamsey OMG yes please. whatever you want. OMG ILY OMG.3 days ago from web
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@robromoni Did you get the slab of corned beef I left under your pillow, too? xoxoxoxo3 days ago from web
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They sang, "I'm in love. What's that song? / I'm in love with that song." RIP ALEX CHILTON3 days ago from web
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@ClosetCaseBlog Okay? But when I said "Mexican" I was referring to the restaurant not the people working there (they're actually Indian).3 days ago from web
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@ZacharySire WHEN??!!! You mean you'll eat there again? Wow. WOW. I thought we were friends.3 days ago from web
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@ClosetCaseBlog huh?3 days ago from Tweetie
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@ZacharySire don't mock me I'm the victim of a hate crime3 days ago from Tweetie
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@aaronjgreen from where?3 days ago from Tweetie
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@ZacharySire I am not at liberty to disclose any further details of this event per my legal council. (clue: Mexican on gay discrimination)3 days ago from Tweetie
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@ZacharySire which solicited certain actions to be performed by myself which will make me unwelcome there in the future.3 days ago from Tweetie
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Updates
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I'm going to hit "like" on the next 10 things that come up on my News Feed, so don't get too excited.Posted 5 days ago
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So who's next? Let's start a pool: My money's on Tina Yothers or Kimmy Giblets.Posted 17 days ago
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Wait how come nobody's freaking out over Corey Haim?Posted 18 days ago
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Ruler of England and FrancePosted 2 weeks ago
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Mayans were off by 2 yearsPosted 3 weeks ago
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I was at the beach and I ran into my friend Sue Nami. TOO SOON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!Posted 3 weeks ago
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Dear Facebook, It's not really working out between us anymore.Posted 3 weeks ago
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Next stop San SalvadorPosted 10 weeks ago
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MUST. HAVE. VIENETTA.Posted 10 weeks ago
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I connected Facebook to my Flavors.me page - http://flavors.me/shamamaPosted 10 weeks ago
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Experience
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Oct 2008 - Present
Product Manager, NakedSword / Cubik Media
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Jan 2003 - Present
Creative Director / Fauxjob Industries
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Dec 2004 - May 2007
Senior Manager, Creative Services and Brand Managment / Falcon Studios
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Jun 2002 - Sept 2004
Senior E-Commerce Producer / Planetout, Inc
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May 2000 - Jun 2002
Arts & Entertainment Producer / Gay.com
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Jan 1998 - May 2000
Senior Producer / Mattel Interactive
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Jan 1997 - Dec 1998
Associate Producer / Purple Moon
Education
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1992 - 1996
Wesleyan University
Neuroscience and Behavior
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