JACK J. SHAMAMA

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  • January 24, 04:28 PM
    MIDDLE AGE BORES ME.
  • January 18, 05:20 AM
    I USED TO WANT TO HAVE ANOREXIA; NOW I WANT TO BE ADDICTED TO PLASTIC SURGERY.
  • December 13, 01:42 AM
    I had I dream where I was being chased by paparazzi. PLEASE DREAM COME TRUE.
  • August 17, 03:06 PM
    ATTENTION RAISINS: CEASE AND DESIST. NOBODY ON EARTH LIKES YOU. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
  • June 01, 05:41 AM
    WHAT DO RICH PEOPLE DO WITH PENNIES?
  • May 21, 02:47 PM
    MY NEW TOOTHBRUSH PROMISED WHITE TEETH IN 28 DAYS. AFTER JUST TWO WEEKS THREE PEOPLE COMPLIMENTED ME ON HOW WHITE MY TEETH WERE. AND I STILL HAVE TWO WEEKS TO GO. I WOULD SAY THE NAME OF THE TOOTH BRUSH BUT SINCE THEY ARE NOT PAYING ME, LET ME JUST SAY THIS: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A TOOTHBRUSH THAT WHITENS YOUR TEETH: IT IS OUT THERE.
  • May 16, 05:54 AM
    I'M HAVING A POT RENAISSANCE AND THE ONLY THING I COULD TRULY HOPE TO COME OUT OF IT IS MY LONG-STANDING GOAL OF WRITING ONE GOOD ONE-SENTENCE ENTRY A DAY FOR ONE MONTH (WITHOUT GOING BACK AND CHANGING THE DATES AROUND. SO FAR SO BAD.
  • May 13, 10:07 PM
    HERE'S ONE OF THE STRANGEST THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN THE LAST YEAR: UPON RETURNING TO MY GYM AFTER BEING ABROAD FOR SIX MONTHS, THE LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT HANDED ME THE KEY TO LOCKER #27 -- MY USUAL. IN ADDITION TO BEING REMARKABLE THAT HE REMEMBERED MY LOCKER, HE MADE ABSOLUTELY NO ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE FACT THAT I WAS GONE. IT WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL.
  • May 06, 03:58 PM
    MORE DEPRESSING THAN EVERYONE GETTING OLD IS THAT EVERYONE IS GETTING MIDDLE-AGED. AND FAT. FML. KMN.
  • April 28, 05:18 AM
    WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME SUCCESSFUL. ALSO, IT MAKES US A LITTLE BIT CRAZY.
  • April 23, 03:36 AM
    A CONDOM IS THE OPPOSITE OF A PAT OF BUTTER.
  • April 04, 06:44 AM
    TWEETS REJECTED BY TWITTER:happy diarrhea came, sad vicodin didn't
  • March 11, 07:32 AM
    SOMETIMES I PUT THE WRONG KEY INTO THE LOCK JUST TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT DREAMING.
  • December 29, 09:41 PM
    FUCK YOU AND YOUR RISD MYSTIQUE.
  • August 20, 10:08 PM
    DEAR FRENCH T.V.,ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?WARMLY,JACK SHAMAMA
  • August 21, 10:56 PM
    MY FAVORITE THING IS ONLINE LURNING. WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT I DID TODAY I CAN SAY, "I FINISHED MY CLASS ON [REDACTED FOR PRIVACY REASONS]." THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW I DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED.
  • August 05, 12:32 PM
    AT THIS POINT IN TIME, I AM ENJOYING SOME PISTACHIOS WHICH I JUST NOTICED HAPPEN TO BE FROM IRAN. THEY ARE PERFECTLY SALTED AND GRILLED, EARTHIER AND RICHER THAN THE PISTACHIOS I USUALLY ENJOY FROM MONOPRIX, AND AT 3€50 FOR A 500 GRAMS, THEY'RE LESS THAN ONE-THIRD THE PRICE. SOMEHOW THIS FEELS SUBVERSIVE.
  • August 05, 01:34 PM
    I MISS MY CREDENZA, MY CHAIRS. MY IRRELEVANT PLASTIC KNICKKNACKS AND EPHEMERA.
  • August 03, 08:14 PM
    THE HARDEST THING ABOUT LIVING IN FRANCE FOR ME IS THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE "+ CHANNEL" BUTTON TO TURN ON THE TV.
  • August 01, 12:42 PM
    IF GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN A BLOWJOB OR HAVING MY BACK TICKLED FOR TEN MINUTES, I'D CHOSE THE BACK-TICKLE, AS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TICKLE YOURSELF, BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF.
  • June 22, 03:20 PM
    IS IT ME OR DOES IT NEVER FEEL LIKE A FRIDAY ANYMORE, EVEN WHEN IT'S FRIDAY?
  • June 22, 07:44 PM
    A COMFORTABLE BED CAN BE A GREAT LUXURY OR A PRISON.
  • May 24, 02:36 PM
    THE MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT FRANCE IS THIS:REGULAR OLD HARIBO GOLD BEARS (OURS D'OR) COME WITH A PINK-COLORED ROSE-FLAVORED BEAR NOT FOUND IN THE US. THEY ARE AS DELICIOUS AS THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. I WISH YOU COULD BE EATING SOME HERE WITH ME, DEAR READER.
  • May 18, 04:08 PM
    I'LL WORK ON MY ABS WHEN I'M DEAD.
  • May 06, 07:54 PM
    OK, FOLKS, HERE'S "THE REAL SECRET": MOST PEOPLE WORK TO MAKE MONEY SO THAT YOU CAN BUY THINGS BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY'LL MAKE THEM HAPPY. BUT IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOU WILL BE HAPPY SO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU CAN'T AFFORD STUFF IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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Jack Shamama

Entertainment | San Francisco Bay Area, US

Summary

Writer, editor, producer, and all-around creative resource.
Specialties: Gay adult content production and distribution

Experience

  • Oct 2008 - Present

    Product Manager, NakedSword / Cubik Media

  • Jan 2003 - Present

    Creative Director / Fauxjob Industries

Education

  • 1992 - 1996

    Wesleyan University

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Honors:
2006 Cybersocket Web Award Winner: Best Adult Blog 2005 GAYVN Award Winner: Best Screenplay 2005 Cybersocket Web Award Winner: Best Blog Site 2004 Cybersocket Web Award Winner: Best Blog Site

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