nobody ever dances on my grave :-((((
JACK J. SHAMAMA
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- July 26, 03:05 AM
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July 26, 03:00 AM
I just woke up from the best dream about you.
i think I know who this is and TBH it’s starting to creep me out
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July 26, 02:56 AM
(appreciate the retardation at full-size)
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July 24, 03:24 AM
if your pet could talk, which celebrity would you want to do its voice?
omg fran drescher duh x 10000
- July 24, 01:43 AM
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July 23, 10:54 AM
NEW YORK CITY CASTING CALL FOR "I WANT YOUR LOVE" NEXT WEEK
Travis Mathews and I will be in NYC next week casting for the feature version of I Want Your Love. You’re gonna need to have sex on camera obviously, but we’re really looking for a whole lot more than just that.
To learn more about the casting process or to apply check out the casting page.
To learn more about the project, check out the I Want Your Love official site.
Tell all your friends! Reblog! Tweet this! Help me get the word out!
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July 21, 11:09 PM
WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF BIRD FLU?
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July 21, 01:49 PM
I really hate this modern world sometimes.
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July 20, 06:21 AM
I TURNED ON ANON ASKING
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July 19, 08:27 PM
(via sparklecorn)
ME = NO SO FRESH
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July 18, 09:18 PM
My “so called” life is filled with drama too!
(via siresays)
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July 16, 02:15 AM
CUS YA DONE GOOF’D
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July 16, 01:55 AM
CYBERPOLICE YOU GUYS
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July 16, 01:29 AM
DEDICATED TO MYBB MINO 4EVA
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January 24, 04:28 PM
MIDDLE AGE BORES ME.
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January 18, 05:20 AM
I USED TO WANT TO HAVE ANOREXIA; NOW I WANT TO BE ADDICTED TO PLASTIC SURGERY.
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December 13, 01:42 AM
I had I dream where I was being chased by paparazzi. PLEASE DREAM COME TRUE.
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August 17, 03:06 PM
ATTENTION RAISINS: CEASE AND DESIST. NOBODY ON EARTH LIKES YOU. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
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June 01, 05:41 AM
WHAT DO RICH PEOPLE DO WITH PENNIES?
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May 21, 02:47 PM
MY NEW TOOTHBRUSH PROMISED WHITE TEETH IN 28 DAYS. AFTER JUST TWO WEEKS THREE PEOPLE COMPLIMENTED ME ON HOW WHITE MY TEETH WERE. AND I STILL HAVE TWO WEEKS TO GO. I WOULD SAY THE NAME OF THE TOOTH BRUSH BUT SINCE THEY ARE NOT PAYING ME, LET ME JUST SAY THIS: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A TOOTHBRUSH THAT WHITENS YOUR TEETH: IT IS OUT THERE.
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May 16, 05:54 AM
I'M HAVING A POT RENAISSANCE AND THE ONLY THING I COULD TRULY HOPE TO COME OUT OF IT IS MY LONG-STANDING GOAL OF WRITING ONE GOOD ONE-SENTENCE ENTRY A DAY FOR ONE MONTH (WITHOUT GOING BACK AND CHANGING THE DATES AROUND. SO FAR SO BAD.
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May 13, 10:07 PM
HERE'S ONE OF THE STRANGEST THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN THE LAST YEAR: UPON RETURNING TO MY GYM AFTER BEING ABROAD FOR SIX MONTHS, THE LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT HANDED ME THE KEY TO LOCKER #27 -- MY USUAL. IN ADDITION TO BEING REMARKABLE THAT HE REMEMBERED MY LOCKER, HE MADE ABSOLUTELY NO ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE FACT THAT I WAS GONE. IT WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL.
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May 06, 03:58 PM
MORE DEPRESSING THAN EVERYONE GETTING OLD IS THAT EVERYONE IS GETTING MIDDLE-AGED. AND FAT. FML. KMN.
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April 28, 05:18 AM
WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME SUCCESSFUL. ALSO, IT MAKES US A LITTLE BIT CRAZY.
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April 23, 03:36 AM
A CONDOM IS THE OPPOSITE OF A PAT OF BUTTER.
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April 04, 06:44 AM
TWEETS REJECTED BY TWITTER:happy diarrhea came, sad vicodin didn't
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March 11, 07:32 AM
SOMETIMES I PUT THE WRONG KEY INTO THE LOCK JUST TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT DREAMING.
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December 29, 09:41 PM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR RISD MYSTIQUE.
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August 20, 10:08 PM
DEAR FRENCH T.V.,ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?WARMLY,JACK SHAMAMA
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August 21, 10:56 PM
MY FAVORITE THING IS ONLINE LURNING. WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT I DID TODAY I CAN SAY, "I FINISHED MY CLASS ON [REDACTED FOR PRIVACY REASONS]." THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW I DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED.
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August 05, 12:32 PM
AT THIS POINT IN TIME, I AM ENJOYING SOME PISTACHIOS WHICH I JUST NOTICED HAPPEN TO BE FROM IRAN. THEY ARE PERFECTLY SALTED AND GRILLED, EARTHIER AND RICHER THAN THE PISTACHIOS I USUALLY ENJOY FROM MONOPRIX, AND AT 3€50 FOR A 500 GRAMS, THEY'RE LESS THAN ONE-THIRD THE PRICE. SOMEHOW THIS FEELS SUBVERSIVE.
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August 05, 01:34 PM
I MISS MY CREDENZA, MY CHAIRS. MY IRRELEVANT PLASTIC KNICKKNACKS AND EPHEMERA.
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August 03, 08:14 PM
THE HARDEST THING ABOUT LIVING IN FRANCE FOR ME IS THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO PRESS THE "+ CHANNEL" BUTTON TO TURN ON THE TV.
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August 01, 12:42 PM
IF GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN A BLOWJOB OR HAVING MY BACK TICKLED FOR TEN MINUTES, I'D CHOSE THE BACK-TICKLE, AS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TICKLE YOURSELF, BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF.
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June 22, 03:20 PM
IS IT ME OR DOES IT NEVER FEEL LIKE A FRIDAY ANYMORE, EVEN WHEN IT'S FRIDAY?
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June 22, 07:44 PM
A COMFORTABLE BED CAN BE A GREAT LUXURY OR A PRISON.
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May 24, 02:36 PM
THE MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT FRANCE IS THIS:REGULAR OLD HARIBO GOLD BEARS (OURS D'OR) COME WITH A PINK-COLORED ROSE-FLAVORED BEAR NOT FOUND IN THE US. THEY ARE AS DELICIOUS AS THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. I WISH YOU COULD BE EATING SOME HERE WITH ME, DEAR READER.
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May 18, 04:08 PM
I'LL WORK ON MY ABS WHEN I'M DEAD.
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May 06, 07:54 PM
OK, FOLKS, HERE'S "THE REAL SECRET": MOST PEOPLE WORK TO MAKE MONEY SO THAT YOU CAN BUY THINGS BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY'LL MAKE THEM HAPPY. BUT IF YOU DON'T WORK, YOU WILL BE HAPPY SO IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU CAN'T AFFORD STUFF IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Updates
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Five bars and full service in the middle of the Cape Cod Bay ... Just not in my apartment. Thanks AT&T!
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@starvewars "Star" not "Starr"35 hours ago from web
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@starvewars "then" not "than"35 hours ago from web
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Cute pic of @ChrisPorterXXX getting mauled by some fat old troll: http://twitpic.com/297hri37 hours ago from web
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@stickydrama it was one of the least sexiest porn sets I've been on ... A LOT of body makeup going on ...37 hours ago from web
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@stickydrama we went on the movie set of the Demonic Sex comic with TheSword.com-pics & video here: http://vb.ly/2c6o37 hours ago from web
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@JettBlakk It looks fixed. I just figured you would want to know -- LOL!2 days ago from web
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@JettBlakk are you aware that every hour or so you tweet: " I JUST HAVE FREE 100 TWITTER FANS! http://is.gd/cZSpV .” ??
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@mrPam oh the life you lead...
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Anyone seen @SisterRoma ?! I'm putting out an APB.
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Making porn: they say it's "hard" work, but ultimately very "satisfying". ZING!!! #IsThisThingOn?
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@stevecruzblog break? What's that?
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So tasty, too! RT @ChrisYosef: Baby ducks, so cute! http://tweetphoto.com/347475284 days ago from web
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@Lizzybaby_26 exactly5 days ago from web
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There's an inverse relationship between how fun a thing is and the number of people at the thing tweeting about how fun it is.5 days ago from web
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I'm just going to say what everyone is thinking: Aside from the occasional sad moment, "Intervention" is filled with handy tips.5 days ago from web
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Casting for "I Want Your Love" next week in NYC. Learn more about what we're looking for and/or apply: http://vb.ly/2byi #fb6 days ago from web
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My new wallet is kind of a big deal http://flic.kr/p/8kYRUi6 days ago from Flickr
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@BZKL yes to both. OMG WE HAVE SUCH GOOD BURRITOS IN SF! The dildos are just "eh"6 days ago from web
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Daughters of Sorrow by The New Pornographers2 weeks ago
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A Bite Out of My Bed by The New Pornographers2 weeks ago
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Valkyrie in the Roller Disco by The New Pornographers2 weeks ago
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Up in the Dark by The New Pornographers2 weeks ago
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If You Can't See My Mirrors by The New Pornographers2 weeks ago
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Crash Years by The New Pornographers2 weeks ago
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Crash Years by The New Pornographers2 weeks ago
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Drugs In My Body by Thieves Like Us2 weeks ago
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Mambopolis by Richard Bone2 weeks ago
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The Mall And The Misery by Broken Bells2 weeks ago
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Updates
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Casting for "I Want Your Love" next week in NYC. Learn more about what we're looking for and/or apply: http://vb.ly/2byiPosted 6 days ago
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Was just viciously attacked by this rabid bird while sitting INSIDE a coffee shop. http://yfrog.com/0smquejPosted 14 days ago
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La'Pronda ClamburgerPosted 2 weeks ago
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FIRST GARY COLEMAN AND NOW SIGMAR POLKE? ITS LIKE THERE'S NO ONE GOOD EVEN LEFT TO DIE: http://vb.ly/2abiPosted 10 weeks ago
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Elegance is learned (my friend).Posted 2 months ago
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You get quoted a few times in a piece on Salon.com about "twincest" and your poor boyfriend gets mortified: http://vb.ly/29fvPosted 2 months ago
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What's up with all these slutty-looking girls adding me on FB today?Posted 2 months ago
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The hightlight of the week by far was watching Eric Lee get attacked by a bird today on the way back to the car. I know he left you bloody, baby, but I'm sorry it was hilarious.Posted 2 months ago
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The 8 most terrifying words in the English language: "Bradford Shane Shellhammer tagged 10 photos of you."Posted 3 months ago
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WAIT SHAYE ST. JOHN IS DEAD? WHY AREN'T PEOPLE MAKING A BIGGER DEAL ABOUT THIS? http://vb.ly/2679Posted 3 months ago
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Summary
Experience
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Oct 2008 - Present
Product Manager, NakedSword / Cubik Media
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Jan 2003 - Present
Creative Director / Fauxjob Industries
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Dec 2004 - May 2007
Senior Manager, Creative Services and Brand Managment / Falcon Studios
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Jun 2002 - Sept 2004
Senior E-Commerce Producer / Planetout, Inc
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May 2000 - Jun 2002
Arts & Entertainment Producer / Gay.com
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Jan 1998 - May 2000
Senior Producer / Mattel Interactive
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Jan 1997 - Dec 1998
Associate Producer / Purple Moon
Education
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1992 - 1996
Wesleyan University
Neuroscience and Behavior
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